The Quibblings are the backbone of the Popperverse. They are the organizers, the caretakers, the enforcers of rules no one else remembered were rules in the first place. They believe in structure, in doing things properly, and in the sanctity of well-timed dental appointments. If something is working, don’t mess with it. If something isn’t working, fix it efficiently and with firm, polite disapproval.

To the outside world, Quibblings might seem… normal. (The horror!) But look closer, and you’ll see a deep emotional loyalty, a surprisingly spicy sense of humor, and a highly specific opinion about how towels should be folded. They’re not trying to be quirky—they’re trying to make sure everyone’s fed, safe, and on time, for crying out loud.

These monsters believe in responsibility the way other clans believe in magic or mayhem. They carry traditions like heirlooms, know who’s allergic to what, and can sense when a group activity lacks a plan. Their love language is “I did it for you so you wouldn’t have to.” They’re the friend who shows up to your chaos with snacks, a first-aid kit, and printed directions—just in case.

But they’re not emotionless automatons. In fact, they feel deeply. They just rarely show it unless absolutely necessary, or unless someone they care about is suffering—at which point they will mobilize like a logistical SWAT team of nurturing energy and passive-aggressive casserole delivery.

Their vibe? Reliable with a hidden flair. They’re the ones who say “no nonsense” and then secretly decorate the cookies just a little bit extra. They host events. They manage expectations. They get the job done. And occasionally, they’ll surprise you by cutting loose and dancing like no one’s watching—unless they’re in charge of the music playlist, in which case they absolutely are watching.

If you want stability, safety, and someone to remember which email you forgot to send, the Quibblings are your crew. Just don’t move their stuff. Seriously. They had it where they liked it.

Held together by routine, responsibility, and a deep, unhealthy relationship with a planner.